Although the U.S. FBI can't seem to find its own rear end with both hands, your intrepid blogger believes he has located the elusive Mr. Neuman, that 1960's icon of silliness. He is causing all sorts of chaos disguised as a Prince of the Church. Just look at these photos...I think the evidence is conclusive.
In case you still need further proof, just read this piece from Crisis Magazine, in which the invaluable Father George Rutler describes the latest antics of Cardinal Soupy as only Father Rutler can:
I rest my case. Pray, please, for the faithful of the Archdiocese of Chicago. They survived Bernardin, so one supposes they also will survive Cupich. But pray for them, anyway.
Laudator Jesus Christus!